LotusOctopusTea-party

Salutations visitor, my name is Keith. I'm 16 from a town in NJ that thinks it is the greatest thing since sliced bread, I play guitar, and I read books like Harry Potter, Eragon, and The Hunter Games, etc. Oh, and I play videogames way too much.

DFTBA guys and gals.
unexotic:

are you sure
are you really sure, biebersgurl4ever1
that you never listen to bieber
are you totally sure

unexotic:

are you sure

are you really sure, biebersgurl4ever1

that you never listen to bieber

are you totally sure

(Source: abakkus, via buddhafull-peace)

historyofeurope:

The coronation of Queen Elizabeth II took place on June 2, 1953, more than a year after she actually took the throne as Queen of United Kingdom, Canada, Australia, New Zealand, South Africa, and Ceylon as well as Head of the Commonwealth and Supreme Governor of the Church of England.
The ceremony, which was held at Westminster Abbey, took a total of 16 months to prepare for and was the first major international event to be televised. 8,000 guests were invited to the ceremony and 20 million viewers watched the event at home.

historyofeurope:

The coronation of Queen Elizabeth II took place on June 2, 1953, more than a year after she actually took the throne as Queen of United Kingdom, Canada, Australia, New Zealand, South Africa, and Ceylon as well as Head of the Commonwealth and Supreme Governor of the Church of England.

The ceremony, which was held at Westminster Abbey, took a total of 16 months to prepare for and was the first major international event to be televised. 8,000 guests were invited to the ceremony and 20 million viewers watched the event at home.

  • News in Britain: Stamps have gone up 14 pence
  • News in Canada: Moose on the loose downtown
  • News in America: Cannibal eats man's face
  • Britain: wat.
  • News in America: Man throws intestines at police
  • Britain: wat
  • News in America: Man eats roommate's heart and brain
  • News in Canada: Porn star murders lover and mails body parts to government headquarters.
  • Britain: Shit Canada.
  • America: You fucked up.

splinteryourspine:

splinteryourspine:

I just watched an old couple get into their car and set off the alarm and then try to turn it off for like ten minutes before giving up and driving away with the alarm still going off

now that i think about it maybe i just watched an old couple steal a car

(via liamdryden)

ijustreallyfuckinglovecats:

humansofnewyork:

Probably got the biggest laugh of my HONY career when I asked for this guy’s story, and he answered in a complete deadpan: “Just running for President.” He then handed me a description of his platform, which among other things, included “a free pony for every American.”

VERMIN SUPREME YES

Spread the word Tumblr. 
Along with his free pony platform he also believes in harnessing the awesome power of zombies. By dangling brains in front of them, the zombies will be used to turn giant turbines to generate power.
Remember: a vote for Vermin Supreme, is a vote completely thrown away.

ijustreallyfuckinglovecats:

humansofnewyork:

Probably got the biggest laugh of my HONY career when I asked for this guy’s story, and he answered in a complete deadpan: “Just running for President.” He then handed me a description of his platform, which among other things, included “a free pony for every American.”

VERMIN SUPREME YES

Spread the word Tumblr. 

Along with his free pony platform he also believes in harnessing the awesome power of zombies. By dangling brains in front of them, the zombies will be used to turn giant turbines to generate power.

Remember: a vote for Vermin Supreme, is a vote completely thrown away.